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12th-Jul-2020 05:44 pm(no subject)
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Yes, my journal is locked to all save those who can hack the system. If you'd wish to become my friend, simply drop a request and you can begin hacking.

Just last summer she learned how to dig a finger into the fleshy part of someone's scalp and successfully rip a person's face off while keeping the skin intact. You were warned.
3rd-Jul-2011 10:21 am - last whiny break-up post, i promise.
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Y'know, I'm pretty tired of trying my best for you and then you acting like I did next to nothing. I tried before we broke up, and I certainly tried after to keep the peace. Guess what happens when I don't text you first? We go three days without talking.

There's a part of me that is wondering why I'm not worth it, but I'm kinda tired of being a whiny bitch. So I'm just gonna embrace the part of me that knows I'm good enough for someone who gives a shit, in friendship or more. So sorry you feel abandoned and all that shit, but I tried my fucking hardest until I couldn't anymore, I know I did, so I'm not taking any more of that "har har you left me for something I can't help oh don't get upset it was a joke" bullshit. Stop being butthurt and accept that I want something more out of my life just like I stopped being butthurt and accepted the fact that you don't seem to want more or me in yours.

And I will refuse to cry.
21st-Dec-2010 12:38 am - LOLOLOLOL
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I LOVE SUBTLE INTERNET SEXISM HOW ABOUT YOU
2nd-Nov-2010 09:50 pm(no subject)
angry nny
I am pretty fucking irate.
27th-Feb-2010 11:30 am - Writer's Block: My word
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If you could have the writing ability of one author, who would you choose, and why? Would you exchange writing styles permanently?


Chuck Palahniuk, hands down, yo. More like, I just want to steal his brain and chew on it for a few days and see how it functions. And nah, I wouldn't exchange writing styles permanently; I've finally reached a point in my writing where I'm most of the time quite happy with it and it took me years to reach it. I wouldn't want to just throw it out the window.

Or even at Mr. Palahniuk.
chopsticks
Formspring!

Seriously, ask me stuff. It's proving to be quite amusing and three quarters.
15th-Oct-2009 10:07 am - in which there is what?
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SPACED.

I WANT SPACED FOR CHRISTMAS.
28th-Sep-2009 09:55 am - Writer's Block: Mirror, mirror
rocket nub
If you broke a mirror, would you worry about bad luck even if you're not superstitious? Would you walk under a ladder or cross a black cat's path on a dare? Is there anything you're superstitious about?


Crows, man. They follow me, I swear.

I mean, you'd think I was just being silly if I'm walking by and one happens to be in a tree, which has happened.

No, I'm talking about the day I was jogging on the track and this giant crow just flapped in and settled down on the bit of fence I was just passing. And then started hopping down the fence after me. He flew away, but they still have something in for me.
27th-Aug-2009 04:29 pm - blah.
cig
So I apparently can't send messages to anyone. Feh.
26th-Aug-2009 07:57 am - Writer's Block: It Is What It Is
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What oft-repeated quote or common cliché do you find the most annoying when someone says it to you?


"Patience is a virtue." My mother says it all the time because my grandfather said it all the time to her. I'll tell you all a secret: it doesn't magically grant me patience.

Or when I hurt my self and blurt out, "Oh, fuck me." If there's a guy around, this will ultimately always happen: "Well, I could, but I don't see how that would help the situation." "Perhaps later." "I already did." "I'd prefer your mother." Secret for this one too: not only is it not funny or witty, it's just really godamn annoying. Knock it off; be a gentleman.
23rd-Aug-2009 03:51 pm - *clears throat*
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An Ode to Eric:
Oh, Eric, you very large man, though perhaps 'man' is not the right word.
You're hunched and conniving and you're quite the jerk, but I love you, you crazy bastard.
I know you're undead,
but I'd take you to bed,
because you're a real vampire, unlike Edward.
16th-Jan-2009 12:30 am(no subject)
jhonen drawing
True Blood > Twilight x a million.

Up the ass.
20th-Aug-2008 12:16 am(no subject)
jhonen drawing
DRAMA.

THAT IS ALL.
11th-Aug-2008 09:11 pm(no subject)
chopsticks
Michael Phelps freaking the fuck out = adoration.

I feel like an outsider here. I haven't been here in forever. There were times where I would open up the 'update' box and then...do nothing or get distracted by a text or someone calling or just plain busting into my room. I've been stalking the Intranets for a little while so I finally decided to say something.

I'm tired. If anyone wants to know how my life is, they may ask.
6th-Mar-2008 09:41 pm(no subject)
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Week of Hell.

It needs to die.
22nd-Feb-2008 12:36 pm(no subject)
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Does anyone have full albums of The Hush Sound? Because I only have one of their songs and it's a remix, but I think it's so amazing and can't stop listening to it. Can anybody help me out?

I'm desperate because I've looked everywhere. And I think I need their music.
3rd-Feb-2008 10:17 pm(no subject)
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Okay, Giants won, Super Bowl needs to end.

I want my House.
10th-Jan-2008 04:41 pm(no subject)
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63 words

Touch typing free



I would have been faster if it had been an actual phrase that I could do instead of random words. Because my typing is retarded - I have to video tape myself typing just to show people how retarded it really is; I only use four fingers and I'm pretty much all over the place. But writing for as long as I have has got to have some vantage points, right?

Hm, yeah.

DO THIS. IT LOOKS LIKE FUN:

1) Comment with three things that you want me to photograph. It can be anything from the contents of my fridge to the view from my window.
2) I will take the photos.
3) I will then upload the photos for you to look at.
29th-Dec-2007 08:57 pm(no subject)
jhonen drawing
Meme I got from...someone. I don't remember who. Go ahead and answer them; I'm interested in what you have to say. Then stick them in your own journal and I can pimp out your own writing.

Meme:
1)Do I have a distinct style of writing?
2) If so, what exactly is it that defines my "style"?
3) Would you say my stories usually follow a 'theme'?
4) Is there anything I really need to improve or change?
5) Does my style (if I have one) remind you of anyone else?
6) Judging from whatever writing of mine that you've seen, what do you think is/are my strength(s)?
7) What do you think is/are my weakness(es)?
8) What would you rate my writing overall on a scale of 1-10?
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